50. Montana – It has the terrain as Afghanistan and probably the same education level too.
49. North Dakota – If someone with a gun came up to me and said he’d shoot me unless I named ONE city in all of North Dakota. I’d lose, I’d just be like ‘look man, just shoot me, I lost.’
48. South Dakota – Doesn’t matter if it’s North, South, East, or West… Dakota=Dakota and I feel sorry for anyone who has ever been in this state.
47. Idaho – Only reason they weren’t ranked last is because apparently the potatoes from Five Guys came from this state. This earns points in my book, but not too many points.
46. Alaska – Maybe, if I was an Eskimo I’d rank this hellhole higher but I’m not an Eskimo.
45. Wyoming – I’ve never met anyone from Wyoming and I hope I never do.
44. Nebraska – When the state college team is called the ‘Cornhuskers’, you know this place is a piece of crap.
43. Arkansas – AR KANSAS, yet it’s pronounced AR KAN SAW?
42. West Virginia – I’ve been here once and regretted it.
41. Delaware – ‘The First State’, too bad it’s last in everything else.
40. Iowa – Pop Quiz! Name ONE city in Iowa! Oh, looks like you fail!
39. Ohio – Cleveland is in Ohio.
38. Utah – Imagine having something knocking on your door 15 times a day. No Thanks…
37. New Mexico – How bad does somewhere have to be if it’s named after Mexico?
36. Indiana – Best thing to do in Indiana? Watching the Colts choke.
35, 34, 33. Kansas, Kentucky, Missouri – What is the difference between these three? Nothing, all three are crap.
32. Mississippi – Why do Southerners always try to differentiate everything by saying ‘this side of the Mississippi’? What is this? 1783?
31. Wisconsin – Even Brett Favre escaped this hellhole.
30. Oklahoma - Even I’m surprised this state is ranked so high.
29. Alabama – Sorry to break the news, but the Civil War ended over 145 years ago.
28. Vermont – Seems like nice places. Would I actually go there? Hell no.
27. Tennessee – We shoulda let these guys secede.
26, 25, 24. Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Maine – Mmmmm, Lobster…
23. Minnesota – It’s winter in September in this place. How depressing is that.
22. Connecticut – It’s close to New York, so it can’t be all bad.
21, 20. South Carolina, North Carolina – Hurricanes? Rednecks? Tobacco? MUST BE THE CAROLINAS!
19. New Jersey – LOL New Jersey…
18. Maryland – I live in and hate Virginia, but I hate Maryland more.
17. Oregon – Best thing about Oregon? It’s close to California.
16. Colorado – Beautiful scenery.
15. Washington – Best thing about Washington? It’s close to Canada.
14. Michigan – For a state that has Detroit in it, I’m surprised it ranked this far.
13. Pennsylvania – For a state that has Philadelphia in it, I’m surprised it ranked this high.
12. Louisiana – 3nd highest ranked Southern state. What an honor!
11. Nevada – Other than Vegas this place has nothing.
10. Georgia – Honestly, I can’t even explain why this place is ranked so high.
9. Virginia – Without Northern Virginia, this place would probably be ranked in the 40s.
8. Illinois – Do you like wind? Welcome to Illinois.
7. Arizona – Too hot, but better than too cold.
6. Massachusetts – Great state
5. Texas – YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWW!!!
4. Hawaii – ‘Lost’ is filmed here, so it must be great.
3. New York – New York City is basically carrying the whole state. Have you ever been to Buffalo, Rochester, Albany, Corning or Syracuse?
2. Florida – Miami.. Tampa.. Dayton.. Need I say more?
1. California – Los Angeles. Beautiful women, beautiful weather.
- May 3
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