I was sitting around watching football one day and this commercial came up. Looked like a normal enough commercial. The commercial explains the product, has a catchy song, and has the random voice talking in the background. To the average person, you wouldn’t think anything of it. But, I’m not an average person, I’m clearly above average, I mean look at me, I have my own blog.
Side Note: Why do people always compare themselves to the average person? “I’m above average”, Bravo, you want a cookie? Who isn’t above average nowadays? Isn’t above average the new average?? From now on, I’m going to say I’m above above average… yup that’s me.
Whoever is the producer of this commercial (I’m guessing VIZIO) is very smart, they have the song drowning out the guy’s bullshit because it’s exactly that, BULLSHIT. Let’s listen to what he had to say for a second.
‘We started out with over a billion colors’. Billion? Did that mofo just say ONE BILLION? Really? ONE whole BILLION? There aren’t over a billion colors!
Red
Green
Yellow
Brown
Orange
Grey
White
Black
Pink
Purple
Blue
THAT’S IT! I’m sorry but ‘baby blue’ is blue, it’s not its own color, it’s blue.
There aren’t even over 11 colors, where the hell did these people pull the other 999,999,989 from?
For the lies spread in this commercial, I am boycotting VIZIO, if VIZIO is the last company on earth, I still wouldn’t buy it. What does VIZIO even mean?? At least other companies have cool names like Panasonic (Don’t know what it means but with the word sonic in there, you KNOW it must be important), Sony (I’m sure it’s named after some Japanese Emperor or something), Zenith (Got me sold), Sharp (DAMN, that picture is SHARP, very clever), then you got VIZIO (What? What the hell is that? Some sort of newly landed immigrant trying to say video??).
Nice try VIZIO
- April 27
- , 2010
