A few months ago, my cousin pointed out something he read in a school textbook. It said ‘Women are not attracted to very short men’. My initial reaction was ‘yah obviously?’
They actually had to do a study to figure this out? It’s like saying BREAKING NEWS! REPORTS INDICATE, DRUNK DRIVERS ARE DANGEROUS! This isn’t breaking news, its common sense.
Side Note: I went to court the other day for a traffic violation and the judge sentenced some guy to jail for speeding. Seriously? Jail for speeding? Poor guy went to jail for 30 days. What is this? Communist Russia? What would they have done to him if he switched lanes without turning his blinker on? Sent him to death row?
Anyway, whoever did this study should have just paid me 1/3 of the price and I would have come up with the same conclusion.
The funniest part about the ‘study’ was it said ‘very short men’, I mean maybe a short guy can get away with being short. But, being VERY SHORT, what constitutes as VERY SHORT anyway? I’m 5’11 and I think 5’8 is short, what does that make very short? Like 5’3?
What’s next? They’re gonna do studies about how guys with ketchup stained t-shirts are having a hard time getting laid?
